Pasture Pranksters Gifts

Cow Pollen

'Eat the grass in perfect circles, It drives them crazy,'

Bubble Gum Farms.

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Back to the Holidays

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

'For show and tell today I've brought in the report cards of our teacher, which I downloaded!'

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'Last night, I snuck into the barn with a latex medical glove tied to the end of a hose...haha!'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Children in a Nursery.

'Don't leave me hanging!'

"So there's this big Mother...."

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

"It was worth a try."

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

Hide and Seek

"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big."

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

Modern animal communication

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.

Moo! Honk! Don't stoop to their level Henry!