Pasture Pranksters Mugs

Cow Pollen

'Eat the grass in perfect circles, It drives them crazy,'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Back to the Holidays

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

'For show and tell today I've brought in the report cards of our teacher, which I downloaded!'

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Children in a Nursery.

"It was worth a try."

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

Hide and Seek

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

'Don't leave me hanging!'

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

"So there's this big Mother...."

Modern animal communication

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.

Sorry Jerry, you've gone all muffly. Have you been shat on again?

"If you kids must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup."