Farmyard Pranksters Mugs

Cows buying from 'Pants R us'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

Cow Pollen

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

"Start talking."

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

COWS: Spare cow

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

Thanks for the heads up on the gelatinous cube!

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

"It was worth a try."

"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."

'Let's see... two clucks, three baas, one quack, two oinks, and eight neighs- once again, the neighs have it.'

Sorry Jerry, you've gone all muffly. Have you been shat on again?

The punishment of a 'SELF MILKER'!

'Now that's what I CALL a free-range chicken'

Everything you always wanted to know about slop, but were afraid to ask...

'Well, Hawkins, I see you made it to work on time.'