Plantation Pranksters Gifts

"Lose those fantasies of exacting vengeance from the afterlife. Our best hope is a mild case of salmonella."

Night of the Latkes

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

Cow Pollen

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"I dread these W.I. meetings

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

"It was worth a try."

"It was a professional hit..."

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

Sorry Jerry, you've gone all muffly. Have you been shat on again?

"Here's Pollen!"

"I think Wendy likes me... she kept the spitwad I threw at her!"

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

'Have fun, but be careful - those things are loaded with nones, keys and loose change.'

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

"O.K., now, when a teacher comes out, everybody look straight up."

Here's the plan: we ask for a pet bunny this Easter, then it eats all the broccoli in in the garden this summer.

Cows buying from 'Pants R us'

Alice became the first person in history to be beatend to death with 'vegetarian turducken'."

'Are you crazy? -- up here, water balloons are lethal!'

Everything was fine until Becky's little sister decided to skip double.