Pest Control Pranksters Gifts

Gardening Housewares. Of course it has insects in it --- It's a bug spray.

Dispose of pests humanely

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'Where are you going?'

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

In his haste to wipe out the hornets' nest, Jerry mistakenly grabbed a can of spray paint,

"I dread these W.I. meetings

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

"It was worth a try."

'Yeah, I used to live with thousands of my friends in the kitchen of a restaurant, but for some reason, it was closed down...'

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

'Thanks, 'two fish heads and a saucer of milk' is the best estimate so far.'

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

Clancy: Thick Flies

Out to lunch (in kitchen).

"Here's Pollen!"

Pest control.

'Remember, Son, to occasionally take time to stop and pee on the roses.'

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

"I've just sacked the gardener as you said Dear.."