Pest Control Humorists Gifts

"It's like skydiving."

Slug 3-D movies

A Better Mouth-Tap

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

In his haste to wipe out the hornets' nest, Jerry mistakenly grabbed a can of spray paint,

Hey! Built-ins! Carpenter Ants: Best-Case Scenario.

Even garden plants like to visit.

'Yeah, I used to live with thousands of my friends in the kitchen of a restaurant, but for some reason, it was closed down...'

'Thanks, 'two fish heads and a saucer of milk' is the best estimate so far.'

Pest control.

Mouse on Stilts

Clancy: Thick Flies

'No, Ma'am, nothin' dead under there... just a nest of adolescent lawyers.'

The seven year itch. 'Relax, it's only fleas.'

Tragedy strikes the Black Arrows display team!

Make a careful study of these creatures and use every means to combat them...

Out to lunch (in kitchen).

Acme Pest Control

Pink Snail

Farmer's Market

Old fly...retirement home.

'I won the hide and seek game: I was hiding really still in a plate full of rice...'

'This tongue transplant I had with fly paper is great.'

'I'm not a dog thief, kid, and whats more - it was horse thieves they used to hang!'

'Oh, great...a human. You know if you see one, there are hundreds more you don't see.'

'Well, this would explain all those droppings we've been finding.'

"I've told you, the bottom of the toaster is always full of bread crumbs..."

"Ye, just like I thought. Mennonites."

"I hope we live happily in every rafter."