Pest Problem Humorist Gifts

'You the one with the big mouse problem?'

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

Sisyphus and coronavirus

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

The Sensitive Dude.

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Crazy paving company.

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

God builds the first lawn mower.

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

'Yeah, I used to live with thousands of my friends in the kitchen of a restaurant, but for some reason, it was closed down...'

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

'Look what my son gave me!'