Pest Problem Humorist Mugs

'You the one with the big mouse problem?'

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Sisyphus and coronavirus

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

The Sensitive Dude.

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

God builds the first lawn mower.

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Crazy paving company.

'Look what my son gave me!'

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

Trump Chia Pet