Pest Control Humorist Mugs

Our little mole problem is getting worse.

'Thank heaven you're here - they've just about taken over.'

'Thanks, 'two fish heads and a saucer of milk' is the best estimate so far.'

'Oh, great...a human. You know if you see one, there are hundreds more you don't see.'

'I won the hide and seek game: I was hiding really still in a plate full of rice...'

Clancy: Thick Flies

The wasps revenge.

'The cupboards must be empty again.'

'Yeah, I used to live with thousands of my friends in the kitchen of a restaurant, but for some reason, it was closed down...'

Pest control.

Spider with elaborate web.

Pink Snail

"I've told you, the bottom of the toaster is always full of bread crumbs..."

"I hope we live happily in every rafter."

Bug Zapper

"You're not exactly what I was looking for either."

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

"Damn things!"

'Well, this would explain all those droppings we've been finding.'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'I forgot to mention: I have a big family.'

"You never knew your father. A no-pest strip got him."

"They make movies about cute bugs, but where are the movies about cute exterminators?"

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

"Ye, just like I thought. Mennonites."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"I told you crossing the floor was a bad idea!"

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Tragedy strikes the Black Arrows display team!

Mouse on Stilts

'No, Ma'am, nothin' dead under there... just a nest of adolescent lawyers.'

The seven year itch. 'Relax, it's only fleas.'