Pest Control Humor Gifts

The seven year itch. 'Relax, it's only fleas.'

"Uh-oh, looks like we've got humans."

"Wow, you're right. That is a serious flea infestation!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

'Yeah, I used to live with thousands of my friends in the kitchen of a restaurant, but for some reason, it was closed down...'

'Thanks, 'two fish heads and a saucer of milk' is the best estimate so far.'

'No, Ma'am, nothin' dead under there... just a nest of adolescent lawyers.'

Pest control.

Tragedy strikes the Black Arrows display team!

Clancy: Thick Flies

"You know you've been acting really stuck-up ever. Since you got that stand."

Mouse on Stilts

Acme Pest Control

Farmer's Market

A Better Mouth-Tap

'I'm not a dog thief, kid, and whats more - it was horse thieves they used to hang!'

'I won the hide and seek game: I was hiding really still in a plate full of rice...'

Pink Snail

'This tongue transplant I had with fly paper is great.'

Old fly...retirement home.

'Oh, great...a human. You know if you see one, there are hundreds more you don't see.'

"I've told you, the bottom of the toaster is always full of bread crumbs..."

"Ye, just like I thought. Mennonites."

"I hope we live happily in every rafter."

"He's not waving to the trollop in the bedroom opposite, he's trying to waft a bluebottle out through the window."

"Mind if we go to your house? I just got sued by some silverfish who find my flat too dirty to live in..."

The wasps revenge.