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The seven year itch. 'Relax, it's only fleas.'

"Uh-oh, looks like we've got humans."

"Wow, you're right. That is a serious flea infestation!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

In his haste to wipe out the hornets' nest, Jerry mistakenly grabbed a can of spray paint,

Hey! Built-ins! Carpenter Ants: Best-Case Scenario.

'Yeah, I used to live with thousands of my friends in the kitchen of a restaurant, but for some reason, it was closed down...'

'Thanks, 'two fish heads and a saucer of milk' is the best estimate so far.'

Tragedy strikes the Black Arrows display team!

Mouse on Stilts

Out to lunch (in kitchen).

Pest control.

"You know you've been acting really stuck-up ever. Since you got that stand."

'No, Ma'am, nothin' dead under there... just a nest of adolescent lawyers.'

Clancy: Thick Flies

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'I won the hide and seek game: I was hiding really still in a plate full of rice...'

Old fly...retirement home.

Farmer's Market

Pink Snail

'This tongue transplant I had with fly paper is great.'

'I'm not a dog thief, kid, and whats more - it was horse thieves they used to hang!'

'Oh, great...a human. You know if you see one, there are hundreds more you don't see.'

I think we have mice.

'Well, this would explain all those droppings we've been finding.'

"I've told you, the bottom of the toaster is always full of bread crumbs..."

"I hope we live happily in every rafter."