Pest Controller Humor T-Shirts

Tragedy strikes the Black Arrows display team!

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

"I think we have an ant problem"

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

'Yeah, I used to live with thousands of my friends in the kitchen of a restaurant, but for some reason, it was closed down...'

"We have a termite problem."

'Hello? Animal control?'

'We get the occasional spider but no ants'.

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

Cheese robot-squad.

'Thanks, 'two fish heads and a saucer of milk' is the best estimate so far.'

Pubic transport

Pest control.

"I see balloons, food and drinks. Not only are there ants in our keyboard, they seem to be having a party."

Clancy: Thick Flies