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'Hey guys, there's a puddle of sick over there, if you fancy some fruit and veg.'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

In his haste to wipe out the hornets' nest, Jerry mistakenly grabbed a can of spray paint,

'Hello? Animal control?'

Lost My Ability To Ruin Picnics. Please Help.

'Yeah, I used to live with thousands of my friends in the kitchen of a restaurant, but for some reason, it was closed down...'

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

"We have a termite problem."

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

Cheese robot-squad.

'We get the occasional spider but no ants'.

'Thanks, 'two fish heads and a saucer of milk' is the best estimate so far.'

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'

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