Pest Controller's Dream T-Shirts

Using a balloon to distract flies.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'

'Hello? Animal control?'

Lost My Ability To Ruin Picnics. Please Help.

"We have a termite problem."

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

'We get the occasional spider but no ants'.

Cheese robot-squad.

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

Garden Pest Solutions

"I see balloons, food and drinks. Not only are there ants in our keyboard, they seem to be having a party."

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'

"You call yourself a pest removal expert? Well, my son is still living in my basement."

Pubic transport

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

"It could never work between us."