Pest Controller In Spirit T-Shirts

"I'll say one thing about Felix - he's a great mouser."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

"We have raccoons."

'Hello? Animal control?'

'Just knock over a couple of garbage cans, and bring us whatever you find.'

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

"We have a termite problem."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'We get the occasional spider but no ants'.

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

Cheese robot-squad.

Garden Pest Solutions

"It could never work between us."

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'

"I see balloons, food and drinks. Not only are there ants in our keyboard, they seem to be having a party."

'Hello, is that Ace Exterminators?'

"You call yourself a pest removal expert? Well, my son is still living in my basement."