Pest Controller's Delight T-Shirts

Woman approaches a clock with a tick and flea killer.

'Caution - this bug makes wide turns.'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

Lost My Ability To Ruin Picnics. Please Help.

'Hello? Animal control?'

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'

"We have a termite problem."

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

Cheese robot-squad.

'We get the occasional spider but no ants'.

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

Garden Pest Solutions

"You call yourself a pest removal expert? Well, my son is still living in my basement."

"Just as I expected, Mrs Frimley. You've got vampires."

"It could never work between us."

Pubic transport

'Hello? Rentokil?'

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.