Pest Controller's Delight Prints

Woman approaches a clock with a tick and flea killer.

'Caution - this bug makes wide turns.'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'

'Hello? Animal control?'

"We have a termite problem."

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

Cheese robot-squad.

'We get the occasional spider but no ants'.

Pubic transport

"You call yourself a pest removal expert? Well, my son is still living in my basement."

"Just as I expected, Mrs Frimley. You've got vampires."

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

"I see balloons, food and drinks. Not only are there ants in our keyboard, they seem to be having a party."

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

"It could never work between us."

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'

"Everybody back. . . Minefield!"

Garden Pest Solutions

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'