Pest Controller Prints

"Stand back! It could go off at any time!"

Acme Pest Control

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Sorry, Jeff. Two's company, three's an infestation."

"You should have come to see me sooner."

Cheese robot-squad.

'We get the occasional spider but no ants'.

'Am I glad to see you.'

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

'To the Clerk of Works, Jericho: 'I was passing through your city recently, playing my pipe, when a large section of perimeter wall collapsed, killing many of my rats...''

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

'You're the one that wanted more. And now look...and infestation!'

"They make movies about cute bugs, but where are the movies about cute exterminators?"

"Are you the lady with the ants?"

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

"You've obviously got an underground cartoonist problem!"

"Just as I expected, Mrs Frimley. You've got vampires."

'Our boss will never retire. It says that when his time has come, the pest controller will take him...'

"We have a termite problem."

"Dolan, call for backups."

Pest Control

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

"No, Sir. Your in-laws don't qualify as pest."

Bedbugs

"You call yourself a pest removal expert? Well, my son is still living in my basement."

Garden Pest Solutions

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

Pubic transport

A snowman with a rodent problem

"I see balloons, food and drinks. Not only are there ants in our keyboard, they seem to be having a party."

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"Well, the place is infested with rats, so why don't you take a wild guess who's been eating your porridge?!"

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"But you sais if we'd appease them with a little more food, they'd go away."