Pest Controller Prints

"Stand back! It could go off at any time!"

"Hold it, I wonder if I might try the Warfarin again?"

Acme Pest Control

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

'These new nuclear pesticides are four times more effective than chemicals, plus they're darned fun to watch!'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Sorry, Jeff. Two's company, three's an infestation."

"You should have come to see me sooner."

Cheese robot-squad.

'We get the occasional spider but no ants'.

'Am I glad to see you.'

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

'To the Clerk of Works, Jericho: 'I was passing through your city recently, playing my pipe, when a large section of perimeter wall collapsed, killing many of my rats...''

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

'You're the one that wanted more. And now look...and infestation!'

'OK, ma'am. You open the door, and Vigil and I will cover you in case there are any rats.'

"They make movies about cute bugs, but where are the movies about cute exterminators?"

"Are you the lady with the ants?"

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

"You've obviously got an underground cartoonist problem!"

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"Just as I expected, Mrs Frimley. You've got vampires."

'Our boss will never retire. It says that when his time has come, the pest controller will take him...'

"We have a termite problem."

"Dolan, call for backups."

Pest Control

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

"No, Sir. Your in-laws don't qualify as pest."

Bedbugs

"You call yourself a pest removal expert? Well, my son is still living in my basement."

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

Garden Pest Solutions

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."