Pest Controller's Dream Gifts

Using a balloon to distract flies.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

'Hello? Animal control?'

"We have a termite problem."

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

Cheese robot-squad.

'We get the occasional spider but no ants'.

Pubic transport

"You call yourself a pest removal expert? Well, my son is still living in my basement."

Sparrow of Prey

"I see balloons, food and drinks. Not only are there ants in our keyboard, they seem to be having a party."

"Everybody back. . . Minefield!"

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

"It could never work between us."

Garden Pest Solutions

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'