Pest Controllers Gifts

Lost My Ability To Ruin Picnics. Please Help.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"Houston, we have a problem."

Man using to much bug spray

Good News about winter

'I found the termites!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Giant slug attacks a city

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Various Traps.

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?