Pest Control Player Gifts

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Man using to much bug spray

'I found the termites!'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

Mary wonders how to get rid of the entomologist in her kitchen.

"We have a termite problem."

Lost My Ability To Ruin Picnics. Please Help.

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

'Hello? Animal control?'

"See you next month...I'm taking the wife and kids to Disneyworld!"

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

"I think we have carpenter ants."

Cheese robot-squad.