Pest Control Player Pillows

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Man using to much bug spray

'I found the termites!'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

Mary wonders how to get rid of the entomologist in her kitchen.

'Hello? Animal control?'

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

"We have a termite problem."

'We get the occasional spider but no ants'.

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

"I think we have carpenter ants."

Cheese robot-squad.