Pest Controller Appreciation Gifts

Nit Maps.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Man using to much bug spray

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

Superintendent

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

Mary wonders how to get rid of the entomologist in her kitchen.

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

'The local rat population are revolting!'

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!

"The people next door eat a lot better."

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

'Hello? Animal control?'

"We have a termite problem."