Pest Controller Appreciation Gifts

Nit Maps.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Man using to much bug spray

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

Superintendent

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

"The people next door eat a lot better."

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

Mary wonders how to get rid of the entomologist in her kitchen.

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!

"We have a termite problem."

'The local rat population are revolting!'

'Hello? Animal control?'

Lost My Ability To Ruin Picnics. Please Help.

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."