Pest Controller Humor Gifts

Tragedy strikes the Black Arrows display team!

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

In his haste to wipe out the hornets' nest, Jerry mistakenly grabbed a can of spray paint,

"I think we have an ant problem"

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

Hey! Built-ins! Carpenter Ants: Best-Case Scenario.

'Hello? Animal control?'

'Yeah, I used to live with thousands of my friends in the kitchen of a restaurant, but for some reason, it was closed down...'

Lost My Ability To Ruin Picnics. Please Help.

"We have a termite problem."

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

Cheese robot-squad.

'We get the occasional spider but no ants'.

'Thanks, 'two fish heads and a saucer of milk' is the best estimate so far.'

Garden Pest Solutions

Pubic transport

"You call yourself a pest removal expert? Well, my son is still living in my basement."