Pest Control Comedy Gifts

'I can lick anyone here.'

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

In his haste to wipe out the hornets' nest, Jerry mistakenly grabbed a can of spray paint,

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

'Yeah, I used to live with thousands of my friends in the kitchen of a restaurant, but for some reason, it was closed down...'

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

'Thanks, 'two fish heads and a saucer of milk' is the best estimate so far.'

Make a careful study of these creatures and use every means to combat them...

Mouse on Stilts

Tragedy strikes the Black Arrows display team!

Clancy: Thick Flies

'No, Ma'am, nothin' dead under there... just a nest of adolescent lawyers.'

The seven year itch. 'Relax, it's only fleas.'

Pest control.

Out to lunch (in kitchen).

Acme Pest Control

'This tongue transplant I had with fly paper is great.'

A Better Mouth-Tap

The runner ducks ate all the snails from the garden and Jack was happy but then...

Pink Snail

'I won the hide and seek game: I was hiding really still in a plate full of rice...'

Old fly...retirement home.

Farmer's Market

'Oh, great...a human. You know if you see one, there are hundreds more you don't see.'

"I hope we live happily in every rafter."

'Well, this would explain all those droppings we've been finding.'

"Mind if we go to your house? I just got sued by some silverfish who find my flat too dirty to live in..."