Pest Control Comic Appreciator Gifts

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

There was a nasty bug going around.

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

"Did you order takeout?"

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

"You, Stanley, are a complete disgrace to cockroaches everywhere."

'Yeah, I used to live with thousands of my friends in the kitchen of a restaurant, but for some reason, it was closed down...'

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

'That must be the termite inspector.'

'Thanks, 'two fish heads and a saucer of milk' is the best estimate so far.'

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.

Pest control.

Make a careful study of these creatures and use every means to combat them...

The seven year itch. 'Relax, it's only fleas.'

"Remember kids: the best way to annoy a human is to fly around its nose, ears, mouth or eyes..."

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

'Sorry, no woodworm!'

Mouse on Stilts

Clancy: Thick Flies

A Better Mouth-Tap

'your wings, Chuck! Use your wings!'

The runner ducks ate all the snails from the garden and Jack was happy but then...

Farmer's Market

'I won the hide and seek game: I was hiding really still in a plate full of rice...'

"Thank goodness they're only seasonal."