Pest Management Meme Admirer Gifts

Hey! Built-ins! Carpenter Ants: Best-Case Scenario.

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Superintendent

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

Rabbits on Noah's ark

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

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"You, Stanley, are a complete disgrace to cockroaches everywhere."

'The local rat population are revolting!'

'Yeah, I used to live with thousands of my friends in the kitchen of a restaurant, but for some reason, it was closed down...'

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

"Well, I admire your resilience."

'That must be the termite inspector.'

"The people next door eat a lot better."

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

Organic Salad

"We've licked the slug problem, Stan. No need for a beer trap tonight!"

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

'Thanks, 'two fish heads and a saucer of milk' is the best estimate so far.'

'They're so obvious about it.'

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

'Sorry, no woodworm!'

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”