Pest Control Comic Appreciator Pillows

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

There was a nasty bug going around.

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

"Did you order takeout?"

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

'Yeah, I used to live with thousands of my friends in the kitchen of a restaurant, but for some reason, it was closed down...'

Hey! Built-ins! Carpenter Ants: Best-Case Scenario.

"You, Stanley, are a complete disgrace to cockroaches everywhere."

'That must be the termite inspector.'

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

'Thanks, 'two fish heads and a saucer of milk' is the best estimate so far.'

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

Mouse on Stilts

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

Pest control.

'Sorry, no woodworm!'

The seven year itch. 'Relax, it's only fleas.'

Make a careful study of these creatures and use every means to combat them...

Clancy: Thick Flies

"Remember kids: the best way to annoy a human is to fly around its nose, ears, mouth or eyes..."

Out to lunch (in kitchen).

A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.

'It's just until the head lice problem at school clears up.'

Farmer's Market

A Better Mouth-Tap

The runner ducks ate all the snails from the garden and Jack was happy but then...

'your wings, Chuck! Use your wings!'

Pink Snail