Pest Control Comedy T-Shirts

'I can lick anyone here.'

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

'Yeah, I used to live with thousands of my friends in the kitchen of a restaurant, but for some reason, it was closed down...'

'Thanks, 'two fish heads and a saucer of milk' is the best estimate so far.'

'No, Ma'am, nothin' dead under there... just a nest of adolescent lawyers.'

Pest control.

Make a careful study of these creatures and use every means to combat them...

Mouse on Stilts

The seven year itch. 'Relax, it's only fleas.'

Tragedy strikes the Black Arrows display team!

Clancy: Thick Flies

Acme Pest Control

Old fly...retirement home.

'I won the hide and seek game: I was hiding really still in a plate full of rice...'

Pink Snail

A Better Mouth-Tap

The runner ducks ate all the snails from the garden and Jack was happy but then...

'This tongue transplant I had with fly paper is great.'

Farmer's Market

'Oh, great...a human. You know if you see one, there are hundreds more you don't see.'

"I hope we live happily in every rafter."

Mouse reaper...

"I've told you, the bottom of the toaster is always full of bread crumbs..."

'Well, this would explain all those droppings we've been finding.'