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Dispose of pests humanely

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'Where are you going?'

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

"I dread these W.I. meetings

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

"It was worth a try."

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

'Yeah, I used to live with thousands of my friends in the kitchen of a restaurant, but for some reason, it was closed down...'

'Thanks, 'two fish heads and a saucer of milk' is the best estimate so far.'

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

Clancy: Thick Flies

Pest control.

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

The seven year itch. 'Relax, it's only fleas.'

"Here's Pollen!"

Mouse on Stilts

'Remember, Son, to occasionally take time to stop and pee on the roses.'

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.