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A woman waters her vegetables and her buried husband.

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

Here's the plan: we ask for a pet bunny this Easter, then it eats all the broccoli in in the garden this summer.

"It was worth a try."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'Where are you going?'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Back to the Holidays

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'For show and tell today I've brought in the report cards of our teacher, which I downloaded!'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

Children in a Nursery.

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

"I dread these W.I. meetings

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

Clown watering his flowers.

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

"So there's this big Mother...."

Hide and Seek

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

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'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'