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"Houston, we have a problem."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

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'Yeah, I used to live with thousands of my friends in the kitchen of a restaurant, but for some reason, it was closed down...'

'Thanks, 'two fish heads and a saucer of milk' is the best estimate so far.'

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"You crushed it!"

Clancy: Thick Flies

Make a careful study of these creatures and use every means to combat them...

The seven year itch. 'Relax, it's only fleas.'

Mouse on Stilts

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'This tongue transplant I had with fly paper is great.'

Farmer's Market

Old fly...retirement home.

Pink Snail

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'I won the hide and seek game: I was hiding really still in a plate full of rice...'

The runner ducks ate all the snails from the garden and Jack was happy but then...

'Oh, great...a human. You know if you see one, there are hundreds more you don't see.'

"He's not waving to the trollop in the bedroom opposite, he's trying to waft a bluebottle out through the window."

"I've told you, the bottom of the toaster is always full of bread crumbs..."

The wasps revenge.

"I hope we live happily in every rafter."

"Stop, Frank! That's not deodorant!"