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Out to lunch (in kitchen).

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

In his haste to wipe out the hornets' nest, Jerry mistakenly grabbed a can of spray paint,

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

'Yeah, I used to live with thousands of my friends in the kitchen of a restaurant, but for some reason, it was closed down...'

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The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

'Thanks, 'two fish heads and a saucer of milk' is the best estimate so far.'

Mouse on Stilts

The seven year itch. 'Relax, it's only fleas.'

"You crushed it!"

Clancy: Thick Flies

Make a careful study of these creatures and use every means to combat them...

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The runner ducks ate all the snails from the garden and Jack was happy but then...

'This tongue transplant I had with fly paper is great.'

Pink Snail

'I won the hide and seek game: I was hiding really still in a plate full of rice...'

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Farmer's Market

Old fly...retirement home.

'Oh, great...a human. You know if you see one, there are hundreds more you don't see.'

"It's delicious. I think it's rat poison."

The wasps revenge.

"Mind if we go to your house? I just got sued by some silverfish who find my flat too dirty to live in..."

"I've told you, the bottom of the toaster is always full of bread crumbs..."

"I hope we live happily in every rafter."