Pest Control Humorists Prints

"It's like skydiving."

Slug 3-D movies

A Better Mouth-Tap

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

Even garden plants like to visit.

'Yeah, I used to live with thousands of my friends in the kitchen of a restaurant, but for some reason, it was closed down...'

'Thanks, 'two fish heads and a saucer of milk' is the best estimate so far.'

'No, Ma'am, nothin' dead under there... just a nest of adolescent lawyers.'

Tragedy strikes the Black Arrows display team!

Pest control.

Clancy: Thick Flies

Make a careful study of these creatures and use every means to combat them...

Mouse on Stilts

The seven year itch. 'Relax, it's only fleas.'

Acme Pest Control

'This tongue transplant I had with fly paper is great.'

'I won the hide and seek game: I was hiding really still in a plate full of rice...'

Farmer's Market

Pink Snail

Old fly...retirement home.

'I'm not a dog thief, kid, and whats more - it was horse thieves they used to hang!'

'Oh, great...a human. You know if you see one, there are hundreds more you don't see.'

"I've told you, the bottom of the toaster is always full of bread crumbs..."

"Ye, just like I thought. Mennonites."

"He's not waving to the trollop in the bedroom opposite, he's trying to waft a bluebottle out through the window."

"Mind if we go to your house? I just got sued by some silverfish who find my flat too dirty to live in..."

"I hope we live happily in every rafter."

'The bad news is, it didn't grow hair. The good news is, he's being featured in 'Better Homes and Gardens'.' (Quick Gro tub next to chair.)

The wasps revenge.