Pest Control Humor Aficionados Prints

Mouse on Stilts

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

There was a nasty bug going around.

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

'Yeah, I used to live with thousands of my friends in the kitchen of a restaurant, but for some reason, it was closed down...'

'Thanks, 'two fish heads and a saucer of milk' is the best estimate so far.'

Clancy: Thick Flies

Pest control.

'No, Ma'am, nothin' dead under there... just a nest of adolescent lawyers.'

"Remember kids: the best way to annoy a human is to fly around its nose, ears, mouth or eyes..."

Tragedy strikes the Black Arrows display team!

The seven year itch. 'Relax, it's only fleas.'

Acme Pest Control

Farmer's Market

'I won the hide and seek game: I was hiding really still in a plate full of rice...'

'This tongue transplant I had with fly paper is great.'

Pink Snail

A Better Mouth-Tap

Old fly...retirement home.

'Oh, great...a human. You know if you see one, there are hundreds more you don't see.'

"It's delicious. I think it's rat poison."

'Well, this would explain all those droppings we've been finding.'

"Ye, just like I thought. Mennonites."

"He's not waving to the trollop in the bedroom opposite, he's trying to waft a bluebottle out through the window."

"I hope we live happily in every rafter."

"I've told you, the bottom of the toaster is always full of bread crumbs..."