Pest Prankster Gifts

'Okay, whose bright idea was it to invite the termites?'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

"It's for you."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'The power is off, I've checked: We can chew as much as we want...'

Bugged You

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

Fishing from the Pier

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

'He ate all the magnets off of the refrigerator.'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

'Where are you going?'

'I thought you said you wanted to spoon me!'

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

Self-walking dog

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

Hallowe'en wake up call

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

'Dog got your clog?'

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'