Pest Control Prankster Gifts

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Acme Pest Control

"If you want to take care of the mosquitos, just set the switch on the back of your halo to 'zap'."

'Can't resist a pretty face , can you? - but save the bed bug?...'

'It's OK to drink, Sid - it says flying insect something or other.'

'This tongue transplant I had with fly paper is great.'

"Mind if we go to your house? I just got sued by some silverfish who find my flat too dirty to live in..."

Mouse reaper...

"He's not waving to the trollop in the bedroom opposite, he's trying to waft a bluebottle out through the window."

"Stop, Frank! That's not deodorant!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'Where are you going?'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

"I dread these W.I. meetings

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

Clown watering his flowers.

"It was worth a try."

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

'Yeah, I used to live with thousands of my friends in the kitchen of a restaurant, but for some reason, it was closed down...'

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

'Thanks, 'two fish heads and a saucer of milk' is the best estimate so far.'

Ducks on the Wall poop on a guys head

"I've just sacked the gardener as you said Dear.."

'Remember, Son, to occasionally take time to stop and pee on the roses.'