Pasture Enthusiast Gifts

Even cows get the blahs....

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

"And how’s my grass-fed, hormone-free cash cow doing today?"

"Over here farmer Brown. I'm next."

Shepherd

Shepherd

A farmer builds a fence around a very stubborn bull

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

An early space launch attempt.

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dogs and Chickens

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

It MUST be Valentines Day!

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Down On the Farm

'Sorry Sharon. The world is just not ready for porky milk!'

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

COW. JUST COW.