Pasture Pioneer Gifts

The world's first riding lawn mower.

Welcome to our own tiny slice of International Spacestation!

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

Some genetically engineered pig

It MUST be Valentines Day!

Ham-Dram

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Down On the Farm

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

COW. JUST COW.

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

Shepherd

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

Even cows get the blahs....

"I've never trusted cows."

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

Green Pieces Four Leaf Clover

Sheep

Chelsea flower show sewage

Brown cow

"Your grass looks great."

"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."

Bloomin' moths!

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

Will work for grass

"Yes, the grass is greener on the other side, but significantly sparser too, so it's a toss-up really...."

"I've given up on trying to improve the quality of my milk: It just ends up mixed with milk from other cows in a big vat..."