Pasture Poet Gifts

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Down On the Farm

It MUST be Valentines Day!

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

Ham-Dram

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

"What should I say this is about?"

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

Shepherd

COW. JUST COW.

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

Even cows get the blahs....

"I've never trusted cows."

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

'Don't leave me hanging!'

"It's a working lunch."

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

Green Pieces Four Leaf Clover

"Your grass looks great."

Sheep

Brown cow

"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."

Bloomin' moths!

I have these recurring dreams that I'm completely naked in a field!

Is there life after digestion?

Jim's Mowing Services

"I want to enjoy the greener grass on the other side of the fence, but the problem is that I don't know where that fence is."

"I've given up on trying to improve the quality of my milk: It just ends up mixed with milk from other cows in a big vat..."