Pasture Poet Pillows

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Down On the Farm

It MUST be Valentines Day!

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

Ham-Dram

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

"What should I say this is about?"

Shepherd

COW. JUST COW.

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

Even cows get the blahs....

"I've never trusted cows."

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

Green Pieces Four Leaf Clover

'Don't leave me hanging!'

"It's a working lunch."

"Your grass looks great."

Brown cow

Sheep

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."

Bloomin' moths!

"And how’s my grass-fed, hormone-free cash cow doing today?"

I have these recurring dreams that I'm completely naked in a field!

Jim's Mowing Services

Shepherd and the Lost Sheep