Pasture Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'Loosen up kid. You're not on the organic farm any more.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

A sure sign of rain

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Cow Pollen

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.

"He was much more effective in the field."

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

It MUST be Valentines Day!

"Start talking."

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

Down On the Farm

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

Early American Think tank

Shepherd

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!