Pasture Comedians Pillows

'Don't leave me hanging!'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Motorherd

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Cow Pollen

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

Ham-Dram

It MUST be Valentines Day!

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

Down On the Farm

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

Tropical Cow Tank

Shepherd

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

'Bad news is Tim Turkey is dead, the good news is I've made a wish!'

A centi-stampede.

Even cows get the blahs....

"I've never trusted cows."

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

'Let's see... two clucks, three baas, one quack, two oinks, and eight neighs- once again, the neighs have it.'

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

Farm Humor.

This one needs re-booting!