Pasture Performer Pillows

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Ham-Dram

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Cow Pollen

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

It MUST be Valentines Day!

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

Down On the Farm

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

Shepherd

COW. JUST COW.

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

Even cows get the blahs....

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

Brown cow

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

'Don't leave me hanging!'

"Singing cowboy AND notary public"

Sheep

"Your grass looks great."

"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking cat."

Green Pieces Four Leaf Clover

"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

Bloomin' moths!

I have these recurring dreams that I'm completely naked in a field!

"And how’s my grass-fed, hormone-free cash cow doing today?"

Erm...what the hell is cud, anyway?

"Yes, the grass is greener on the other side, but significantly sparser too, so it's a toss-up really...."