Pasture Joker Pillows

Sorry Jerry, you've gone all muffly. Have you been shat on again?

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

Cow Pollen

Ham-Dram

It MUST be Valentines Day!

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

Down On the Farm

Shepherd

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

COW. JUST COW.

Even cows get the blahs....

"I've never trusted cows."

Brown cow

'Don't leave me hanging!'

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

Sheep

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

"And how’s my grass-fed, hormone-free cash cow doing today?"

"I want to enjoy the greener grass on the other side of the fence, but the problem is that I don't know where that fence is."

"I've given up on trying to improve the quality of my milk: It just ends up mixed with milk from other cows in a big vat..."

'Sheep happens.'

'I come from a long line of Sunday roasts...'

"I'm working from home today."

Somewhere in a clover pasture on March 17th...

'My human puts two scoops of chaff, one scoop of nuts, 1/4 scoop of feed balancer, a scoop of garlic, herbs, salt, mood calmer, electrolytes and more into my feed every day. But you just can't beat this stuff!'

'Eat the grass in perfect circles, It drives them crazy,'