Pasture Performer Gifts

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Ham-Dram

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Cow Pollen

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

It MUST be Valentines Day!

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

Down On the Farm

Shepherd

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

COW. JUST COW.

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

Even cows get the blahs....

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

Sheep

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

"Singing cowboy AND notary public"

"Your grass looks great."

'Don't leave me hanging!'

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking cat."

Green Pieces Four Leaf Clover

Brown cow

"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

Bloomin' moths!

Moo! Honk! Don't stoop to their level Henry!

"And how’s my grass-fed, hormone-free cash cow doing today?"

I have these recurring dreams that I'm completely naked in a field!

Erm...what the hell is cud, anyway?