Pasture Philosophers Pillows

"Will you help me round up my 38 sheep?" Yes, 40.

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

It MUST be Valentines Day!

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Down On the Farm

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

Shepherd

Even cows get the blahs....

"I've never trusted cows."

"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

"Your grass looks great."

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

I lactate, therefore I am.

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

Green Pieces Four Leaf Clover

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...

Bloomin' moths!

'Sure, I'm rich because I lay Golden-Eggs, but the downside is that I will never have children...'

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?