Pasture Philosophers Gifts

"Will you help me round up my 38 sheep?" Yes, 40.

'Yak, yak, yak.'

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

It MUST be Valentines Day!

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

Down On the Farm

Shepherd

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

Even cows get the blahs....

"I've never trusted cows."

"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

I lactate, therefore I am.

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

"Your grass looks great."

Green Pieces Four Leaf Clover

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

Bloomin' moths!