Pasture Philosophers Gifts

Uncover a world of wit and wisdom with our pasture philosophers collection. Designed for the creatively curious, these products blend humor and insight, making them ideal gifts for those who ponder life's big questions while having a good laugh. Whether you’re looking for a fun gift for a friend or a personal treat to inspire your own creative mind, our range captures the playful essence of pasture philosophers in every detail.

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"Will you help me round up my 38 sheep?" Yes, 40.

"Will you help me round up my 38 sheep?" Yes, 40. mockup

"Will you help me round up my 38 sheep?" Yes, 40.

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'Yak, yak, yak.'

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'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?' mockup

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

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'He's the best bull I've ever had.' mockup

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

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"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder." mockup

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

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...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am. mockup

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

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'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.' mockup

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

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It MUST be Valentines Day!

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"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..." mockup

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

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'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.' mockup

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

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'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!' mockup

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

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'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.' mockup

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

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Down On the Farm

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"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ." mockup

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

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Shepherd

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Even cows get the blahs....

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"I've never trusted cows."

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"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."

"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo." mockup

"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."

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"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!" mockup

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

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'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!' mockup

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

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Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!' mockup

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

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'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!' mockup

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

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"Your grass looks great."

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Heaven's Cattlegrid.

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'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.' mockup

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

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I lactate, therefore I am.

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'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...' mockup

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

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I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets. mockup

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

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Green Pieces Four Leaf Clover

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I see Jerry's had a heart attack! mockup

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

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Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...

Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror... mockup

Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...

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Bloomin' moths!

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'Sure, I'm rich because I lay Golden-Eggs, but the downside is that I will never have children...'

'Sure, I'm rich because I lay Golden-Eggs, but the downside is that I will never have children...' mockup

'Sure, I'm rich because I lay Golden-Eggs, but the downside is that I will never have children...'

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It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked? mockup

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

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Pasture Philosophers Gifts Collection

Pasture Philosophers Mugs

Explore our collection of pasture philosopher mugs, where humor and insight brew together in perfect harmony—great for starting thoughtful conversations with every sip.

Pasture Philosophers Pillows

Add a dash of humor and philosophy to your home decor with our pasture philosopher pillows—comfy, witty, and creatively inspiring.

Pasture Philosophers Prints

Explore our prints inspired by pasture philosophers—ideal for adding a thoughtful and humorous touch to your creative space.

Pasture Philosophers T-Shirts

Check out our pasture philosophers T-shirts to wear your wit and wisdom proudly—perfect for the creatively curious and humor lovers.