Pasture Ponderers Gifts

"The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'White meat or dark?'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

It MUST be Valentines Day!

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

Down On the Farm

Shepherd

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

Even cows get the blahs....

"I've never trusted cows."

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

"Freeze! We're taking a look at your additives, preservatives, artificial coloring..."

"Your grass looks great."

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

Green Pieces Four Leaf Clover

Sheep

"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."

Bloomin' moths!

"Yes, the grass is greener on the other side, but significantly sparser too, so it's a toss-up really...."

Is there life after digestion?

I have these recurring dreams that I'm completely naked in a field!

Erm...what the hell is cud, anyway?