Prairie Ponderer Gifts

Prairie guys

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Dog Igloo.

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

Self Service Island

'Hi, my name is Eve. Where is the mall?'

Various Birds of Pray.

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

Polar Bear Desert Island

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"Think about it: State-of-the-art tar preservation! And then, when we eventually find a cure for this extinction thing, there YOU are! On the ground floor!"

Green Pieces Four Leaf Clover