Pasture Ponderers T-Shirts

"The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'White meat or dark?'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

It MUST be Valentines Day!

"As slim as your chances are for salvation, it's nice to see you keep trying."

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

Down On the Farm

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

Shepherd

Even cows get the blahs....

"I've never trusted cows."

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

Green Pieces Four Leaf Clover

Sheep

"Freeze! We're taking a look at your additives, preservatives, artificial coloring..."

"Your grass looks great."

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."

Bloomin' moths!

A farmer builds a fence around a very stubborn bull

I have these recurring dreams that I'm completely naked in a field!

Is there life after digestion?

"And how’s my grass-fed, hormone-free cash cow doing today?"